These are a few thoughts from my head that you can quote to others.

If a person's writings reflect mood swings, never ask for clarification.

Don't give strategy advice that the hearer could use in battle against you.

Never cause MarillaAnne to repeat her instructions nor orders.

If you're working on a project with an entity that often lies, start moving eggs out of that basket, pronto!

Don't make fun of customers that spend a minimum of $300/mo in your cafe ... especially if they have also caused others to spend money in your cafe.

Always look for the joy in your day.

If you feel like a limp noodle after moving into a new home, a three hour nap will do wonders for you.

Ok that's enough

Enjoy have fun,
me